
Some jokes for Halloween. You don't need taffy to be laffy.
Q: How is Billy Hunter similar to zombies?
A: They both need brains!
Q: What do David Stern and vampires have in common?
A: They both suck!
Q: What is alike about NBA players and mummies?
A: They're both wrapped up in themselves!
Q: What history do witches and NBA fans share?
A: They've both been burned unfairly!
Q: How is the lockout like licorice?
A: It leaves a bad taste in your mouth!
Q: How is the NBA like a ghost?
A: They both can't be seen!
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