On the night Rip City turns into R.I.P. City, here are the Top 5 spookiest NBA player names, which are not for the meek (or Jodie Meeks):
1. Carlos Boo-zer
2. Jarrett Jack-o'-lantern
3. Pau Ghoulsol
4. Fright Howard
5. Jared Deadly
Punners-up: Marcin Goretat, Michael Beastly, Bradley Zombeal, Jason Terrory
