Q: What did we get our sweetheart for Valentine's Day?
A: Why, LINgerie, of course!*
Q: Is that all?
A: Nope, we also bought her a dozen Derrick Roses.
*And by LINgerie, we mean a Jeremy Lin jersey. Even if she breaks up with us, we're confident she'll give the jersey back, so at least we'll have a gift to console ourselves with.
I could see how she would find your love for Jeremy Lin annoyLINg.
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