Friday, April 5, 2013

The Born Identity

This is what it sounds like when babies cry. Paul Pierce has named his newborn "Prince." The tot, who entered the world on Tuesday, is Pierce's first son and third kid overall, yet Pierce plans to propagate the royal family further, saying, "still going for five or six more." That'll be a labor of love for his wife in multiple ways. We don't know if the wee one's handle is in honor of the musician or the racket manufacturer*, but we bet he can make a racket. We wonder how long until the rugrat is referred to as "the infant formerly known as 'Prince'?"^

*We suppose there's an outside chance the lil' slugger is called Prince after the Detroit Tigers large slugger.

^Also, does Power Wheels make a "Little Red Corvette?" And do Pampers come in purple?

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