File this under the "it might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie" category: Justin Timberlake has decided to buy, buy, buy a stake in the Grizzlies. What made the musician elect to'N Vest? Memphis is his hometown and he has reportedly become buddies with (possibly friends with benefits) anticipated new majority owner Michael Pera, who claims he's committed to keeping the team in the city, stopping just short of singing, "This I Promise You." The partnership makes sense, since Pera made his fortune in wireless technology and Timberlake supports the No Strings Attached style. Timberlake's duties will include directing the dance squad, explaining explicitly to Pera how to engage in FutureSex, crooning "I Want You Back" to the team's free agents (should they still decide to depart, "It's Tearin' Up My Heart," will be whined) and keeping Joey Fatone from eating more hot dogs than he sells at the concessions stand.
Some pizza producers promote rising crust, but this chain's crust has Rose. Derrick Rose has bought into Giordano's, as the company seeks to expand like baking dough, out of the Chicago area. It didn't require deep thought or an examination of pie charts for Rose to decide on a deal involving deep dish pies, just a discussion between his agent and a bigwig at the business. It turns out Rose is a fan of the food and his image will be featured on the boxes. If Giordano's seeks to spread successfully, its delivery will need to be as accurate and accelerated as Rose's.
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