Saturday, January 12, 2013

Chex Yourself

What caused Carmelo Anthony to lose his cool and try to confront Kevin Garnett after their teams tangled Monday? 'Melo went nuts, attempting to burst onto the Celtics bus because KG, a tireless trash talker, allegedly informed the Knicks star that his spouse, "tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios." That's not simply speaking smack, that's speaking Honey Smacks. No wonder Anthony, who was suspended one contest for tracking down Garnett in the tunnel, wanted to (corn) pop him. The court code of conduct bars berating anybody's boo.* After the incident, all players should consider raisin (bran) the level of discourse during games.

*and bashing Boo Berry, which would be a even ghastlier error.

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