Our apologies to Dwight Howard, you probably didn't finish your summer reading* because he took less time to decide than Jason Kidd did to receive a tech as a coach (or if you prefer a political parallel, less time than for democracy to dissolve in Egypt). Howard is headed to Houston, perhaps in part due to a persuasive pitch from actor Jim Parsons. We posit that Dr. Sheldon Cooper offered Howard his sacred spot on the sofa; we call it "The Big Man Theory."^
There was a law to Howard's motion. For his action, there was an oppositional reaction by his equals. Howard is $30 million poorer for his pick with one fewer Twitter follower and also one ticked off Turkish teammate. If the Rockets give Asik some space (in parsecs), he may come around. Howard boldly took less bucks, but will be expected to give more bang than last season.
*we did, but ours was mostly picture and flip books.
^bazinga!
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