To channel Chuck Klosterman for a sentence, two forms of entertainment based on basketball crossed over as unforgettably as Iverson on Jordan in the 1990s, into the pop cultural consciousness, our affinity and allowance allotted to each equally: NBA Jam and Space Jam*. The former returned in 2010, while the latter is reportedly in the works as of February, with LeBron James assuming the lead Michael Jordan held in the 1996 family-friendly feature film.
Here are our suggested subtitles for the sequel:
Space Jam 2: Jam Harder
Space Jam 2: Back in the Rabbit
Space Jam 2: Nerdlucks in Paradise
Space Jam 2: Crews Control
Space Jam 2: The Legend of Daffy's Gold
Space Jam 2: Electric Bugsaloo
Although Warner Bros. has announced the movie's development, sources close to James aren't confirming that he has been cast or even contacted by the studio (Michael B. Jordan is available), so we'll have to stay tooned for further information. If LeBron rejects the role, there's spot for him on Moron Mountain.
*what you thought we would mention Barkley Shut Up and Jam! and My Giant?
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