It's been another Bonner - er, we mean banner - year for the Spurs, who rolled the rest of the league like a taquito, resulting in the league's best record and the number one seed in the West. Now that the regular season is over(you may have noticed we rested our starters down the stretch, a la San Antonio), players are free to have fun, which for Matt Bonner, who last turned heads when his face was on someone else's, translates to talking over tacos with hip hop stars. When he chills, it involves chilies.
He was supposed to riff with rapper Riff Raff, but like tomatoes in a tortilla, he fell through, so in stepped Bushwick Bill of the Gheto Boys, who we learned must have bad breath because he enjoys eating tuna on garlic bread and considers chicken a "barnyard pimp" (they do strut similarly - or is that our mind playing tricks on us?).
Clearly, there's no keeping the Red Mamba's goofiness under wraps, although we still say the silliest snake is (Monty) Python. The video was shot in Austin, where the Alamo folks flock to is a cinema that serves cerveza, and is supposed to be the first of several. What's next, a soda series: Drinkin' pop with Pop*? Here's what we want to see in the second short: The Red Mamba eating a Red Burrito with Redman.
* if Bonner agrees to be a guest, the ginger can gab about ginger ale
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