Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Boogie's Nights

Although he's averaging 22 and 11 this season, both career-bests, people have been slow to sing DeMarcus Cousins' praises, so he'll sing them himself. Cousins, recording under the musical moniker Boogie Smooth, is readying to release an R&B record, entitled Misunderstood. Clearly, Cousins wants us to feel his T-Pain. The first single is called "Emotional," an appropriate anthem for the man tied for the league lead in technicals. Cousins plans to put the 'ball' in "ballad."

Did the arrival of Rudy Gay inspire DeMarcus Cousins to become the next Marvin Gaye? Alas, the album isn't genuine (or should we say Ginuwine?). It was all an elaborate April Fool's ruse. This means the only R. Kelly Cousins will cover in the near future is Lakers power forward Ryan (and we don't believe he can fly).

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