Tuesday, May 13, 2014

A Gaga Order

Lady Gaga was "Born this Way," and now she'll have to make way for possible playoff basketball. Sorry, little monsters, the Wizards have moved forward the date of a scheduled Lady Gaga show this week*, in anticipation of a game six being played, although Washington, one loss away from elimination, is about to fall off "The Edge of Glory".

Her fans expect costume changes, not concert changes and we don't know how holding it earlier will affect preparations, but she better begin thawing her meat dress immediately (which gives "skirt steak" a whole new meaning) and taking her enormous egg out of its carton (a precious prop that isn't a dime a dozen).

That's no way to treat a Lady, but there's been no reaction from Gaga, so we guess she's maintaining her "Poker Face."^ Still, we're sure she'll deliver a moving performance. After all, who doesn't appreciate "Applause" in advance?

*and we thought the only thing pushed-up would be her bra

^some songstresses would've fought the changes kicking and screaming

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