Following four consecutive games featuring extra periods in the Grizzles-Thunder series, the players are probably pooped (the power forwards could use a power nap) and the beat writers must be beat. Trainers have changed the coolers from dispensing Gatorade to 5-Hour Energy.
I can has Hornets? The Bobcats ended their playoff history without a win, using up almost all of their nine lives, by going 0-8 in postseason games over a dreadful decade (avoiding using up all of their nine playoff lives by a whisker). That sad stat lets us lol at these cats one last time.
Missing inaction: What do Donald Sterling and Roy Hibbert have in common? Neither are able to show up for playoff games these days.
United Center they fall: The Bulls lost all three games at home in their 4-1 series defeat to the Wizards. The last thing in Chicago that got dumped so distinctly was the Cubs commemorative cake.
Hear today, gone tomorrow: This week, it was revealed the reason Warriors assistant Darren Erman was fired April 5 was for what we'll call "pulling a V. Stiviano:" recording private conversations without permission. He taped talks of players and coaches for a span of three weeks. His plea to keep his job in Golden State fell on deaf ears. However, he was hired Tuesday by the Celtics, who we assume appreciate his exceptional listening skills.
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