No, we're not referring to a scenario that might make Wilt Chamberlain smile upon 'Melo from Heaven. We're talking about a possible trade involving Denver, New Jersey, Utah and Charlotte, with Carmelo landing on the Nets.
Multiple sources have been reporting for months that Anthony has requested out of the Mile High city and his desired destination is the Knicks, so this deal wouldn't be granting his wish exactly. It would be like if in Big, Tom Hanks was turned from a boy into a teenager, instead of an adult.
If the trade is made, 'Melo, try to think of Newark as New York if you squished the letters together and changed the spelling slightly and removed everything great about New York. We understand going to the Nets means you won't play with a prestigious player (Amare), but on the bright side you'd be surrounded by big men who went to some of the most prestigious universities in the country: Brook Lopez (Stanford), Troy Murphy (Notre Dame) and Brian Zoubek (Duke). Still, even if you're not moving to a better team, at least you're transferring to a better time zone. We all know Mountain Standard sucks.
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