Now that Rasheed Wallace is retired -- with the Celtics replacing him with every O'Neal short of Tatum -- and the NBA season is around the corner, he's going to need an activity to occupy his time and it can't be coaching, since he erupts so often he should be classified as an active volcano. Writing a book about his 15 seasons in the league seems like a good idea. He's always been curt with the media, so this would be a chance to open up. While we expect the chapter on off-season conditioning to be no more than a page, we're sure he has plenty of stories to tell. He'll need a title for his tome. Here are some suggestions:
Technical Issues
He Said, 'Sheed Said
It Was a Good Game. Both Teams Played Hard. But I Kind of Coasted.
Let Your Scowl be Your Umbrella
The Need for 'Sheed
Ain't Nobody's Beard Better: Double-Doubles and Double Negatives
How to Succeed in Basketball without Really Trying
That's All 'Sheed Wrote
Ball Don't Lie, But Tim Donaghy Did
One Pissed Piston (or One Ticked Celtic)
Bad Things Come in Threes (co-written with Antonie Walker)
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