Tuesday, September 14, 2010

T-Wolves Plan to Suck This Season

The Minnesota Timberwolves, the team of 10,000 point guards in the land of 10,000 lakes, took out a full-page ad in the Star-Tribune Monday acknowledging that any remaining fans will be in for a long and painful season, asking and then answering the question, "So will we challenge for an NBA championship this year? Not likely." At least they're supporting the local paper; they should consider placing another ad in the "Personals" section: single, mixed race team seeks supporters.
But just how unlikely is it? About as unlikely as "Donnie" Darko Milicic, who they inexplicably signed to a four-year, $20 mill. deal this off-season, becoming the league MVP. Sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy.

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