Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Uncalled Fore

With six championships to his name, Michael Jordan is part of an elite club, so it makes sense he'd want an elite tote* to hold his clubs. Behold, his brag bag:



Your half-dozen titles are meaningless on the links, MJ. Do you have your caddie carry your rings on the course? Swap the Air Jordans for cleats and don't look to the Jumpman logo for help - your enormous vertical leap is useless in golf (unless you're hopping up to look for the ball you mis-hit into the woods). The owners and players may not be able to iron things out, but at least you have a cocky carrier for your 5-iron.

*NPR's won't suffice.

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