It's going to be November to not remember in the NBA because no games will be played. The commissioner and magician-in-training is expected today to make another two weeks worth of games disappear, forfeiting a fortnight for a second time. Instead of sawing a woman in half, he's performing the trick on the schedule, but unlike the lady, we can't be assured that the regular season will be put back together. David Stern is no David Blaine. He's much closer to Gob Bluth*.
If Stern keeps removing two weeks of hoops at a time, we can put two and two together to deduce that there won't be basketball in 2011 - and likely beyond. Hocus-pocus, both sides have lost focus and soon - poof - their popularity will vanish faster than Criss Angel's.
*Maybe management should seek out the banana stand. There's always money in the banana stand.
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