The Psychclone

The Knicks resemble a certain Coney Island attraction: the Cyclone*. Like a roller coaster, they're up and down, taking their fans for an unpredictable ride that sways between sensational and sickening. The squad streaks more than frisky freshmen. While the appeal of the legendary amusement ride is that it's wooden, the Knicks, who've won four in a row, are alluring again because of Woodson, as in new coach Mike Woodson, who we thought underachieved with Atlanta, but the Hawks are just as unambitious in his absence, so Woodson has been cleared of that charge. They've romped in the quartet of games, obliterating opponents by an average margin of 16 points. Accomplish it in MSG against the Blazers and Raptors doesn't mean much, but back-to-back in a home-and-home versus the fifth-place Pacers might mean the team is back on track. The current fourth-seeded 76ers present a true test on the road tonight.

When it comes to facing the fallout over the Monta Ellis trade, Joe Lacob doesn't just have to handle his better and bitter half (see: our previous post). During a halftime speech in which the team retired Chris Mullin's jersey, the fans flooded with boisterous boos to the extent that Mullin picked up the microphone to calm the crowd, preaching patience. However, the cranky chorus continued, so it seems supporters weren't interested in mulling over Mullin's message. Maybe they were just elongating the last name of new addition Andrew Bogut.

While larger market franchises still steal the spotlight from them like last year, the Memphis Grizzlies continue to swipe the most important thing: the basketball. As a team, the Grizz lead the league larceny, averaging 10 thefts per game. And while it's almost criminal they don't get more press, they are bound to now that they've signed an actual criminal, Gilbert Arenas. To ensure he doesn't turn backcourt mate Mike Conley into a con-man, Memphis needs to institute a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to "Agent Zero."

*Not Nathan's famous hot dogs, you fatso.