Monday, June 24, 2013

Moet Money

A $100K bar bill would send most people to the poorhouse, but not the proprietor of a pour house. The big story following the Heat seizing their second straight title is how much they spent on spirits at Story nightclub. The partying players ordered 103 bottles of champagne, including three priced at $3K apiece. In case you were curious about consumption, that works out to almost 7 bottles per baller on roster, so someone was swigging, not sipping (act like you've been there before, Jarvis Varnado) All of it was comped by the club's owner, who clearly has cash to burn (is it ironic he lavished it on the Heat?). He's aware that you can't spell "dominance" without 'dom.'

Backpacks have been banned from the Heat's championship parade today. The security measure should deter terrorists and Kevin Durant from showing up.

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