Thursday, June 27, 2013

Sign Language

In an effort to retain free agent Dwight Howard, the Lakers have draped a banner over the side of the Staples Center with a photo of him (dribbling the ball?) and one word written across it: Stay. This command would work well if Howard were a compliant canine, but he's proven to be a roving Rover (although he did follow top dog Kobe's in-season order to "play," not "sit").

L.A. also put up a billboard on Hollywood Boulevard, so the team doesn’t think This is the End of his time in Tinseltown. However, there are indications that Howard wants find out what he can fetch on the open market. Don't make them beg, Dwight.

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