Thursday, March 27, 2014

Nicked at Nite

The Lakers can't catch a break this season. They can't catch a break-in, either. As of Sunday, Swaggy P's house has a lot less swag in it. While Nick Young was filling the basket, producing 26 points in an L.A. win, someone was emptying his home.

His residence was robbed of roughly $100K worth of goods. Jewelry, clothing, computers, luggage and shoes were stolen. Among his most prized possessions pilfered was a rare pair of Nikes designed by Kanye West, Air Yeezy 2 Red October, the re-sale value of which can reach the thousands. The only worth more over-inflated than those kicks is Kanye's himself.

If this story of an athlete in The Association having his stuff swiped sounds familiar, it's because Chris Bosh was burgled almost a year ago, which had to bum out the birthday boy. The heat he needed were police, not players.

"I'm going to have to get a guard dog or something," Young playfully proposed. Perhaps a basset could protect his assets. However, the choice canine to bring his belongings back is a retriever (let the hunt for his Red Octobers begin!).

*he had only one turnover in 31 minutes, so his ball security was much better than his home security

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