It's ok to admit that 90s Gatorade commercials manipulated your mind. We're not saying electrolytes are evil, but the company's lightning bolt burned into your brain at an early age that your innermost desire was to be "like Mike." There's good news and bad news about this common condition, although it's expensive either way. The bad news is that there still hasn't been a breakthrough in therapy can cure you of this marketing malady. The good news is that you can move closer to your life's ambition of sharing similarities with MJ (beyond the gambling addiction) -- provided you have around $430K to spare (be sure check under the couch cushions...of a multi-millionaire's furniture).
Jordan is selling his '07 Mercedes McLaren SLR 722. Before you ask, yes, the doors open vertically, so you know it's worth the steep asking price. Hold on to your Hanes, because this rare ride has a top speed of 209 mph. The cost might not be low, but the mileage sure is. Jordan has only put 962 on the odometer, so, just like with the Bobcats, he's devoted hardly any time to it these past few years.
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