Wednesday, March 6, 2013

He Rests His Case

In 2012, Lamar Odom sleepwalked through a stint with the Mavericks. This year, he's just sleeping - and doing it in a different court. On Tuesday in a Manhattan hall of justice, Mr. Khloe Kardashian was spotted slumbering as attorneys attempted to reach an agreement over the care of the two children he has with his high school sweetheart, who is also a reality-TV spotlight-seeker (we guess Odom has a type).

The cause of the catnap, much like the matter's outcome*, has yet to be determined. Odom can't be tired from his time on the court because he's playing 20.5 minutes-per-game, which matches a career-low from last season. Nor should he be spent from scoring, since he's averaging just 4.1 points, his lowest amount as a pro. An officer reportedly awoke Odom and asked him to sit up. Clearly, Odom isn't losing sleep over the domestic dispute, but the former Sixth Man of the Year should've sensed this wasn't a suitable setting for shuteye. Apparently, Odom isn't familiar with the old judicial expression, "You snooze you lose - custody."

*or Odom's candy cravings

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